thirty days of Online Dating: Tone-Deaf on eHarmony

thirty days of Online Dating: Tone-Deaf on eHarmony

Me personally: (In a whining sigh.) Hi.

Boy BFF: Hey, what's up. Everything alright?

Me personally: (Still whining. Nevertheless sighing.) I do not wish to accomplish this any longer.

BBFF: exactly what are we speaing frankly about here.

Me Personally: ONLINE DATING SITES.

BBFF: Ahh, right. Yes. Hasn't it only been, like, 3 days?

Me Personally: Five. This has been five. And today's eHarmony Day. And it is simply therefore and smug and judgy. Tomorrow like, I feel like it's just sitting there all ready to f*cking marry me off, like. ...